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Depending on the Bending
31 May
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If I were to compare my personality to a pastry, I would liken myself to a cupcake laced with arsenic: Cute and sweet, but deadly upon digestion. I'm tough as nails, but my nails are usually covered in glitter nail polish. I'm a sunshine superhero. I have a heart as big as Mars and as warm as freshly-drawn bathwater, but I am shy about letting people see it. I am bad at keeping secrets, especially my own. I am obsessed with garden gnomes, Hello Kitty, and miniature plastic food from Japan. I love animals, even when they don't love me, and I've been a vegetarian most of my adult life. Once you're my friend, you are always my friend, but I won't mince words if I think you're actin' a fool -- as Ogden Nash said, "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." Believe it or not, I'm walking on air. I have three tattoos at present: My favorite quote & illustration from "The Little Prince," the Harry Potter logo, and a cupcake. I think that's all one needs to know about me, really.

The majority of my entries are locked. But that is only because Big Brother is watching. It is not because I don't love you. I do. I love you. Go ahead, add me.

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